Chiang Mai: Elephants

Advertisements for the elephant camp are all over the old city of Chiang Mai. It gives the impression there is only one camp, but in fact there are several elephant attractions. 

In one of the camps you can sign up to "train" the elephants for a day. You and others will wash it, ride it, send it through its trick-paces, etc. 

A tour to the Maesa Elephant camp includes a ride up and back in an air-conditioned van with an English-speaking guide. Plus the elephant show and an opportunity to see them bathe in the river. For 800 Baht more (about $27), you can ride for 30 minutes down a well-trod trail through the jungle while sitting in a large box atop the elephant. 

Bunches of tiny bananas and sugar cane are sold in front of the animal pens for you to feed the elephants. People attempt to feed one banana at a time but the elephants reach way out with their trunks and take the entire bunch. There is no resisting a snout that is thicker than your arm and ten times stronger. 

Rheta with two pachyderm buddies

They've been taught tricks like reaching up to take the Mahout's hat and place it on your head. They wrap their trunks around you in a big hug and pull you close. The Mahout has his hand out with a 100 Baht bill in it, indicating that he'd like you to give him one also. The elephant is more than willing to take any bill from you and swing it up into the Mahout's hand. 

I'm always a bit reluctant to go see animal performances, as many animals in the world are treated badly and perform under terrible circumstances. 

These were Indian Elephants that have been domesticated for thousands of years. They breed in captivity and there were many young elephants. Each one has its own Mahout.

There was a big sign at the entrance to the park with each of the 72 elephants and Mahouts, photos, and information.  The Mahouts did have a wooden baton with a hook on the end, which they used to give the elephants signals, but I never saw one strike an elephant or mistreat them in any way. That's not to say it doesn't happen.

The animals had big shelters to stay out of the rain, and they relished bathing in the river. I filmed two young ones rolling around, hooting and splashing. The mature elephants behaved like older people—it was nice to be there in the river, but they were not ecstatic.

There seemed to be plenty of hay and clean troughs of water. Although the area was muddy from the rain, it looked like a well-managed place. 

The show was impressive. The elephants played soccer with giant balls that flew out of the stadium when kicked. They still need to work on their aim a bit, but a few goals were scored. Three of them pulled in giant teak logs and stacked them, just like their ancestors did in an earlier line of work. 

And they painted pictures. 

Very smart baby elephant painting a picture.

I read about an elephant that painted in the Chicago zoo. The keeper noticed her drawing lines on the concrete with a wet mop and gave her paper and watercolors. She loves to paint. Her paintings are modern art and sell for quite a bit of money. She also paints what she likes and stops when she finishes. 

These elephants were performing a trick. The Mahout chose the color and brush, crammed it into the elephant's snout and then guided the painting with movements of his hands under the ear as the animal painted. The paintings were the result of a human’s eye, recognizable stems and flowers, hills and sky with a tree, etc. In the gift shop there are hundreds of similar paintings, all of the same three or four images.  The baby elephant’s strokes had a lot of energy, and it painted the most complex picture. It was a very impressive trick, and quite a feat of training. I doubt that it could be done with any other animal.

At the end of the show, the elephants came up to the wooden fence in front of the bleachers for more petting, picture taking, and money giving. I sat on the rail and stroked a young elephant’s trunk as Rheta photographed us. The trunk reminded me of pig’s skin. The Mahout flashed the 100 Baht bill, but my purse was at an awkward angle and I couldn’t burrow into it for my billfold. I raised my hands to show they were empty. The elephant, whose head was right next to me, began to push me into a pole on the other side. I was clearly getting squeezed for money!

On the way back to Chaing Mai, we saw a sign for a place that transforms elephant waste into useful products. The place was named ElephantPooPooPaper. Rheta and I decided that would be the perfect medium should we ever need to write a “Dear John” letter.

Chiang Mai: Cooking School

It's kind of funny that the only cooking classes I've ever taken in my life have been SE Asian cuisines. VietNamese and now Thai.

The place we're staying in Chiang Mai is owned by a Korean-American named Steven and his Thai wife Ketsuda. They were helpful in telling us what was worth seeing, and organizing the tours for us. We had no more disappointments like the one in Bangkok.

I wanted to take a cooking class, and the area we had walked around had half a dozen schools. Steven recommended Asia Scenic and even paid the bill and arranged the pickup for the next morning. "Don't eat before you go" he warned.

The class started with Miss Indi taking us to the garden in the back to sample fresh leaves of Thai sweet basil, kefir lime, and garlic chives. She had a basket filled with fresh pieces of turmeric (which looks just like orange ginger root), eggplant, taro root, and other SE Asian vegetables.

Miss Indi led us down the street a couple of blocks to a small market called Sompet where the prices are the same for everyone, not higher for tourists. She joked that we needed to stick together, because if we got lost, she might not recognize us, all Farang (foreigners) look alike to her.

At the market we were introduced to the twenty different varieties of rice, all of which were only about 28 Baht per kilo (a little less than one dollar for 2.2 pounds!). The market was typical, a bit stinky from the rotting bits on the ground and the ever present slight sewer odors. Vegetables and fruits were lined up in well organized stalls and the prices were really cheap. Everywhere else in the Old City, I had paid much more, though even those prices were cheap.

Back at the school, which was a large roofed parking lot with a building in the back, we settled down on cushions at a low table and were served a welcome snack; tiny pieces of onion, garlic, mango, chile, and a sweet sauce put inside a folded betel leaf. She showed us how to fold it into a small cone so we could fill it and eat.

There were 8 people in the class, all but one Italian fellow and I had signed up for the half day class. So as a group we decided to make a stir fry, a curry, and an appetizer. The Italian and I made soup and a dessert after they left around 1:00.

I've cooked Thai at home, using recipes from the internet and following instructions on bottles of curry paste, but in this class, we made our own curry paste from scratch.

Made from scratch
curry pastes for green, yellow,
massaman, and red curries

Dry chiles had been chopped and soaked in water for a few hours. Those were the basis of the paste. We had to mince up onions, garlic, green mango, hard tofu and other items that got mashed up with the chiles in a large stone mortar and pestle (similar to the tool in Mexico called a Molcajete).

Paste-making is very time consuming, it's no wonder everybody just buys curry paste in large quantities from the markets.

We each made a stir fry, and cut up vegetables like the long skinny corn in small slices so they looked like yellow stars in the dish. Each person selected a stir fry and a curry from a list of five, so even though we each made our own, we learned to make them all as Indi discussed the differences while we cooked. We each had a wok and a burner, and the meat (a tiny bowl of chicken pieces) was added just after the emotions, the bits that add the most flavor like chives, garlic and chile.

I'm definitely have to get a Chinese Cleaver. It was sharp, easy to use, and had a long enough blade to artistically slice many carrots or chunks of cabbage at once.

After each cooking session, we ate our own dish and sometimes passed the others around for a sample. It was a nice group of people, some cracked jokes, we laughed a lot. Some of us made fried spring rolls and one fellow from the Netherlands was so precise, every vegetable was the same size, and his spring rolls were identical. I had one long skinny roll, and one that looked like a little pig. It all tasted good.

After the group finished up and just the Italian and I were left, I took a longish walk to help digest all the food I'd already eaten, and he did a much more sensible thing, he moved some cushions around, and took a nap.

Then we geared up to make desserts and soups. Again, there was a lot of fine chopping and prepping. The soups took almost no time to make, and in fact the less time the better, as it kept the vegetables nice and crisp. We made batter fried bananas which he gobbled right up, but left his soup. My soup was so good and filling there was no room left for bananas. So my companion Rheta got the leftovers, packaged up in a plastic bag. Both were still warm when I got back to our apartment, and she said (absolutely true too) that it was the best food she'd had so far in Thailand.

Indi demonstrating cooking with vegetable oils.

Bangkok: Three Temples

Reclining Buddha at Wat Pho

While I am no travel rookie, I can still get conned. Rheta and I asked at our hotel, Citadines, for a tour of some temples, specifically Wat Pho, the temple of the reclining Buddha. The hotel had a little tour kiosk right next to the front desk, and a nice man who spoke English booked us a tour. Three temples with a city tour, on an airconditioned bus, with an English speaking guide. It seemed expensive, but then everything in Bangkok seemed expensive.

So we got on the bus, drove around picking up other passengers at their hotels, and finally arrived at the first temple, Wat Traimit. The guide said we had twenty minutes, go on into the temple and look at the solid gold Buddha. He remained in the shade of the little restaurant while we traipsed up the stairs of a beautiful marble temple with a museum on the first floor and the golden Buddha on the second.

Signs in both Thai and English indicated this was the Buddha I'd read about; the world's largest solid gold statue had been hidden under plaster for centuries (to prevent its being stolen) and then rediscovered. There wasn't enough time to see the museum. I asked the guide if this was the plaster covered one but he knew nothing about that story. Apparently he'd never gone to the museum exhibit either. (Read the longer story here if you are interested: GoldenBuddha )

Second place was Wat Pho. There we had a bit more time and were taken to two different temples within the complex; one with a statue similar to the solid gold Buddha where people could sit on carpeting to meditate or pray, and the second housed the enormous and impressive reclining Buddha. The guide was concerned with people taking their shoes off, and talked about the size of the Buddha but he knew nothing of its history or how it was made.

Things are never the same in person as they are in photos. I had no idea the Buddha was so huge. And I wasn't aware of the intricate designs on the soles of his feet. He was covered in gold leaf but his soles were dark stone (I think) with mother-of-pearl inlays depicting numerous scenes. The workmanship was exquisite.

A third place was Watt Benchamabophit, also called the Marble Temple. The main temple housed another golden Buddha in much the same style as the others, but.....it also had a collection of about 50 other statues from around the world.

Fasting Buddha

The transitions in style were interesting. There was a Fasting Buddha that (seemed to me) was a metal version/copy of a very old wooden statue that dates back 2000+ years. I don't remember the details of that old sculpture or where it resides now. It showed a meditating, and starving Sidhartha, before he achieved enlightenment, before a young woman saved him by telling him he would never be able to teach anything if he died. She fed him rice pudding, and afterwards he resolved to keep up his strength in order to continue his search. It was a turning point in his life.

The entire collection revealed how images of the Buddha have changed over the centuries, to reflect the cultures in which Buddhism has taken hold. As the art progressed through time, the Buddha's face became more and more Asian. The Fasting Buddha clearly had an Aryan face and straight hair. It is probably closer to how Sidhartha actually looked. The ears of the Asian Buddhas grew longer and longer through time, and their hair became curly, a sign of wisdom.

I would have loved to hear about that transition, or even details of individual statues, but our guide was nothing more than a highly paid babysitter whose command of English was rudimentary at best. A couple on the van from Texas, said it was the worst tour they'd taken in 30 years of travel.

Expecting to be delivered back to our hotels, we were in for another disappointment. In the van, the guide began a bizarre story about some girl getting pregnant and tossed out of her family, and a boy who was thrown in prison, and how the Government created a factory for them to work in. We finally had to interrupt him to ask about the monuments and buildings we were whizzing past, things he seemed to have no knowledge of, or interest in. So much for the "city tour".

His story was leading up to the fact that we were being taken to a giant jewelry store (the factory) where he assured us he received no commission. Those of us in the back howled that we did not want to go there and the guide said, essentially, we didn't get to choose. At the store, we were assigned a young man to shepherd us along. We assured him we meant no offense to him, but we wanted out and refused to buy or even look at anything. Everyone else on our tour must have felt the same as they shortly ended up at the exit too.  There we were assigned to new vans and then were driven back to our hotels.

There were so many tour vans and so many tourists, the store was so big and fancy, we began to wonder if the city makes it a requirement for all tour companies to end their tours at the "factory". Back at the hotel, the man who sold us the tour asked how it was. We unloaded our "concerns" and told him that no part of his spiel included a visit to a giant jewelry store. He seemed genuinely shocked that we'd been taken there, and then revealed it was his first day on the job. He claimed to know nothing of that tour company. He apologized profusely, but I suspect, unless you take a private tour, or use a guide from Viator (private guides organized through a website) you will end up at the jewelry store.

Later on,  I read about Bangkok tour scams, but no tour company name was mentioned. The advice was to book a reputable tour company. A hotel like Citadines has a fine reputation. I thought any tour sold right next to the front desk would be reputable but, as always, it's "Buyer Beware".

The solid gold Buddha

The Marble Temple

Reclining Buddha's hand holding up his head

Reclining Buddha's toe swirls

Detail of the inlaid designs on the Buddha's feet

Bankok: Jim Thompson House Museum

Until arriving in Bangkok, I had never heard of the Jim Thompson Museum. It is certainly worth a visit, especially on a day when it's raining so hard the streets flow like rivers and cars float. In other words:  Wednesday.

Silk yarn with silk cocoons in
the background

Jim Thompson, a designer and architect, almost single-handedly revived the ancient village art of silk weaving by sending brightly colored samples to his friends in New York in the 1950s. He became the most recognized and well-known foreigner in SE Asia after he divorced his wife, moved to Bangkok, and began a successful export business. He also purchased five old teak houses, had them dismantled, and reassembled on land he owned, now in the center of Bangkok. It took over a year to accomplish the task, and he didn't move in until everything was finished, including ceremonies to appease the spirits and only after Buddhist monk astrologers picked an auspicious day.

In the garden there is a little house where the spirits, who inhabited the land before the house was built, are presented with food, incense, flowers, water and other tasty beverages every morning. This has ensured over the last 60+ years that the house remains safe from evil and its purpose as a museum and cultural center continues. Read more about it if you are interested at this link:  JimThompsonHouseMuseum

Thompson always wanted his property to become a museum, and it did, though a bit prematurely. He disappeared in 1967 while visiting friends in Malaysia. After extensive searches, no trace of his body was ever found. So his will was executed and the house became one of the most popular non-temple attractions in Bangkok.

Lotus Flowers 

The tour takes about an hour, starting off with a brief walk-through in the gardens and outdoor living spaces. Then, with shoes off in the traditional Thai maner, tours are given of the house itself. Walls tilt inwards in nail-free traditional wooden structures to give strength to the roof. The first floor of a house is actually up a flight of stairs because the house is built on stilts. There are no windows, only shutters that remain open except for times of inclement weather. Photos were not permitted inside, which is a shame (to me!). However, a few photos are available on this webpage: InsideThompsonHouse

The overall feel of the house is one of understated luxury, with silk covered pillows and cushions, finely waxed and carved wooden furniture, and a large lounging couch, customary in Thai homes.

Spirit House in the garden. The squirrels are well-fed
with food offerings.

The main house, note the tilted walls and deep overhangs

Bangkok via San Francisco

Sausalito hills 

It was a long few days getting to Bangkok. Lately, while flying, I find that my legs swell up and I have edema that lasts for a few days. Not only is it rather ugly (I look even fatter with thick ankles and calves) but it is painful and possibly even dangerous. When ankles don't bend and knees are thick, hauling luggage, lifting bags, and just walking long distances through airports can become impossible. I know, I could ask for help with that, get on one of those little electric carts, etc, but I'm not quite ready to admit defeat, or admit to being old....

I'm traveling with my friend Rheta. She has relatives in San Francisco, so we rented an apartment in their complex. It gave us some time to explore, walk a lot, and eat some terrifically good food.

We spent a great deal of time visiting with her son's cousin Bobak (Bobby) and his wife Pantea. They were both born in Iran and came to the US as children but didn't meet until a few years ago, via an Iranian singles website. I knew there was J-Date, the Jewish website. So why not an Iranian one, or an Indian one? I suspect there are Indian websites for each caste and subcaste since marriage outside of one's own cast is rather frowned upon.

Rheta with relatives

They were amazingly well suited to one another. They had a marvelous sense of the absurd, about their own culture and the one they currently live in. And boy did they ever know what to see, and where to eat in San Francisco!

It was pretty easy to figure out the trolleys and the BART system. With only a day and a half, we weren't destined to travel far from the apartment complex, which was just south of the Embarcadero. We walked along the bay-walk, under the bay bridge to the ferry building. It miraculously survived the 1906 earthquake and was the place many people ran toward when the city began to burn; boats were their only means of escape. On Saturdays a giant farmer's market happens there, and across the street is a market of equal size featuring art and handicrafts.

I'm always amazed at how cities self-arrange, how an area becomes an ethnic region, with nothing but a street to divide major and strangely diverse groups. In San Francisco, Columbus avenue is the demarcation line between China Town and the Italian section. One side is filled with dim-sum eateries that stare across the street into pizzarias. And tucked back on a side street is an excellent Iranian restaurant, MayKaday, that just happened to have a table for two when we showed up without a reservation. We feasted on lamb in spinach sauce, chicken, rice pilaf, and then had desserts, a flan-like custard and a rose-water pistachio ice cream. Oh my.

Urban design, bridge
with bike rack....

We took a ferry to Sausalito since neither Rheta nor I had ever been there. It was a beautiful fall day, crisp, a bit windy. Fog hung like rumpled sheets over the hills above the town, but never blocked the sun on the tourists. Rheta had suffered some blisters with her shoes so she purchased a pair of fuzzy house slippers and hung out in a bar while I walked up past the marina and way north to a park where some Zydeco bands were entertaining the townsfolk during a free festival.

Lovely day, a great stopover for the next day's excruciating flight to Tokyo and then Bangkok.

Sausalito's marina

My kind of restaurant, garlicy with a perfect name.

Ashland, Oregon

My youngest sister has lived in Ashland for more than 20 years. It's a lovely small city nestled up against the mountains in SW Oregon, a few miles from the larger (and not so gorgeous) city of Medford.

Medford has a nice little airport with flights to nearby major cities where other flights can be taken to the rest of the world. It's not exactly isolated, as the I-5 corridor passes between the two towns, but still, it's a bit off the beaten path.

An actor reviewing his lines in Lithia Park....

Except during the summer when the Oregon Shakespeare Festival is in full swing. http://www.osfashland.org/

The little town is hopping then, all of the 60+ bed and breakfast establishments are full, and restaurants are packed.

I visited my sister recently, for a couple of days, long after the craziness of summer subsided. We didn't go to a play, we wanted to spend as much time together as possible. But during the one day when she had to work for a while, I wandered about through beautiful Lithia Park and sipped from the lithium laden springs. My mother has often pointed out that the people in Ashland are so laid-back because of the amount of lithium they consume naturally. The rest of us must get a prescription for it!

There are lovely restaurants with outdoor seating next to the gurgling brook, which occasionally turns into a raging river during the winter rains.

I have certainly been to Ashland before, and seen some of the marvelous productions put on by the Festival. The plays are well worth the trip, and the pretty town is a pleasure. But this trip was about family, so enjoy these few snaps of the town and wildlife.

Channel Islands California

Santa Rosa Island

I just finished up a 3 day trip to the Channel Islands Marine Reserve, owned by the US National Park System, with some parts of the islands also owned by the Nature Conservancy.

There are a number of approved concessionaires that take people on diving, snorkeling, hiking, and other types of adventure trips to the Channel Islands from Ventura and Santa Barbara. Our group consisted of about 25 people, two of whom were lost to us on the first day.

We boarded on Wednesday night, went to bed in our bunks, gently rocked to sleep until 4:00am when the engines started up and the boat pulled out into the deep ocean channel between the mainland and Santa Rosa Island.

I'm not normally prone to sea sickness but when my whole body was tossed up into the air, rolled back and forth, and almost thrown out of my second level bunk, I decided to get up. I felt a bit nauseous. Up on deck, at the top a heaving flight of stairs so steep it was almost a ladder, there were nine other passengers hanging on for dear life and/or puking overboard.

In my nylon nightgown, I was sweating from the heat below deck, and nausea. The cold air felt wonderful. I went around to the side of the boat and watched mountains of water come at us. The boat  was lifted up and then boom, down it went on the other side as the hill of salt water passed under us. I'm sure it wasn't as dramatic as it seemed in the darkness with just stars for light. I sat for a while next to a tall thin man who got up every few minutes to puke over the edge. After a while his wife came to sit with him. So I went back to the top of the stairs and sat with a woman who told me she was just trying to watch the horizon so she wouldn't feel so bad. The problem was, sitting down on the step like that, the horizon tended to disappear about every ten seconds as the boat rose up.

I was chilled and went back down to change clothes. Bending over to get my clothes was all it took to push me over the edge. I grabbed the plastic sack I'd brought my extra shoes in and let go. I felt better almost immediately.

Santa Cruz Island, taken at Prisoner's Harbor

Sometime later the loudspeaker came on and the captain asked if there was a doctor on board. That poor fellow I'd sat next to ended up going to the hospital via a helicopter. His wife went with him. Two down, how many more would we lose?

Sunrise found us at the island's pier. After the medical emergency was over, we had breakfast and then rode a little pontoon skiff over to the pier for a long hike. A volunteer naturalist met us for a four mile circular hike through Cherry Valley, named for a single and now long-dead cherry tree.

The islands are mostly sedimentary and volcanic rocks jutting up from the sea like a big curved spine. In some of the protected valleys there are scrub and poisonous oaks; stickery plants like sage and spiny grasses cover the rocky landscape.

Santa Rosa was once a cattle ranch. Probably not a very prosperous one, it was hard to see where there was any permanent fresh water source. The ranchers made more money by bringing over elk, deer, and wild pigs. They hosted hunters who paid a bundle to shoot trophy animals. Their ranch house and outbuildings are still on the island, and in use by the Park Service as housing and offices.

The park service bought the island about 25 years ago but let the ranchers continue with their operation for another 20 years. A few years ago, all the big animals were removed (shot) and the island has now returned to its former natural state with just mice, a few foxes, and snakes in residence. Some people in our group thought they saw a bobcat, but the naturalist said foxes were the top predators. We saw a lot of scat on the trails. They were eating berries and not many mice judging from the droppings.

Overhead a few hawks and some bald eagles round out the predator situation. The flora was thick and there wasn't much evidence of erosion. It may take a few more years but the islands now have an opportunity to continue evolving beyond their arrested development.

In the afternoon, we boated to a protected cove where we kayaked near steep cliffs and saw seals poking their heads up to take a look at us. Once in a while a pod of dolphins put in an appearance. My friend Shelley and I rented snorkel packages. I'd never done it and it took a long while to get used to breathing by putting my face IN water! By the time I tried on the snorkel, it was dusk and not enough light to see much other than a school of silver fish flash by.

We spent the night at that cove, gently lulled to sleep by the rocking, and were moved again early in the morning to a new place. There we kayaked for a long time, and close enough to rocks that we could smell the birds and animals perched on them. Beneath us were kelp forests where seals zoomed in and out of view.

Over the next two days we hiked around on Santa Cruz Island, much larger than Santa Rosa and full of caves created by a thundering serf. One cave is called Painted Cave and was so large the boat could actually fit inside of it. The captain drove us in for a look. We could hear seals barking deep inside. Then we moved to the next cove to anchor and took kayaks out into the rough waves around a large rock outcropping so we could go very deep into the cave to see the animals.

It was scary to go out into those large waves sitting on top of a sea kayak. Fresh water kayaks, you sit down in them, but the sea kayaks are like a big plastic shell with just an indention for your behind and places to brace your feet. It felt like it could tip over and dump us out any second, but the kayak just bobbed around on top of the water like a plastic bottle. Shelley had a lot of experience and she would yell "right" or "left", so I dug into the water with that side of the paddle. We made it over the waves and into the cave just fine. I'd have been positively terrified to do it alone in a one person kayak!

Inside the cave was deep and dark. A single shaft of light came in through the tube-like entrance, not enough to illuminate the interior. Some people had head lamps but they didn't have enough power to show us the animals on the rocks inside. All we could see were glowing eye reflections in the blackness. The smell and the echoing barks were both overpowering. The seals were clearly saying to us, "Leave, Leave!!".

In the cove where the boat was anchored, there were three shallower caves. The deepest one appeared to have a sloping back, like a small beach, covered with boulders. As Shelley and I got further into the darkness, a few of the seals on the rocks dove into the water and began the alarm. Those boulders suddenly came alive and hundreds of seals poured down the beach. The water churned with brown humps, tails and foaming spray.  I think we interrupted their mid-morning nap.

Another hike took us to a group of Torrey Pines, some of the rarest pine trees in the world. That sheltered area in the Channel Islands, and the Torrey Pines State Park near San Diego are the last strongholds of these old trees. It wouldn't take much of a fire to wipe them out entirely. The trail led up a steep hill, wound through the gnarly trees and then back down. Hardly 15 acres total, though a number of seedlings and small trees have sprung up on the edges of the grove since the grazing animals are now gone.

Our boat and kelp forest

Torrey Pines

View out the back when the boat was
inside the cave!

Can you spot the seal?

Little island fox safe behind a fence

Narrow stickery trail up from the cove

Ah.....silver ocean sunset

POST NOTE:  I've been informed by smart people with way more kayaking experience, that the "sea kayaks" we used are tourist kayaks, they're made for bobbing around on the ocean. Real sea kayaks have rudders and foot peddles, and you sit down in them like a traditional kayak. AND, the animals that barked at us were Seal Lions, not seals. Seals don't bark!!